Smashing Security podcast #090: Fortnite for Android, and the FCC’s DDoS BS

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Smashing Security #090: Fortnite for Android, and the FCC's DDoS BS

Fortnite players are told they’ll have to disable a security setting on Android, the FCC finally admits that it wasn’t hit by a DDoS attack, and Verizon’s VPN smallprint raises privacy concerns.

All this and much much more is discussed in the latest edition of the award-winning “Smashing Security” podcast hosted by cybersecurity veterans Graham Cluley and Carole Theriault, joined this week by David Bisson.

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GRAHAM CLULEY
Let me introduce to you my pick of the week, which is—
CAROLE THERIAULT
Oh shit, shit!
GRAHAM CLULEY
I'm sorry.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Graham, the book that you bought me called The Triceratops Who Loved Me has just been soaked.
Unknown
I was always expecting that to be a book which might get slightly damp. I think you'll find it does have wiped-down pages.

Smashing Security, Episode 90: Fortnite for Android and the FCC's DDoS BS with Carole Theriault and Graham Cluley. Hello, hello, and welcome to Smashing Security, Episode 90.

My name is Graham Cluley.
CAROLE THERIAULT
I'm Carole Theriault.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Hi, Carole.
DAVID BISSON
Hello.
GRAHAM CLULEY
And we are joined this week by a returning guest. He hasn't been on the show for a while, but he's back now with a vengeance. It's security writer David Bisson. Hello, David.
DAVID BISSON
Hey guys, how's it going?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Good. What are you avenging?
DAVID BISSON
My honor.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Ah, did Graham take a swipe at it?
DAVID BISSON
Every single day.
CAROLE THERIAULT
I know, he's outrageous. He's outrageous. Now I have something to say. I have something to say if I can use this window.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Yes, of course.
CAROLE THERIAULT
I have a happy birthday to say. This is on the day of recording rather than day of publication.
GRAHAM CLULEY
So are we doing birthday dedications for listeners of the show now? Can people write in and we'll—
CAROLE THERIAULT
Well, maybe it's not a listener.
DAVID BISSON
Oh, we should do that.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Maybe it isn't a listener. Maybe it's the internet. Happy birthday, internet. Happy birthday.
DAVID BISSON
Wait, the internet?
GRAHAM CLULEY
How old is the internet today?
CAROLE THERIAULT
27 years old today. I read that somewhere today.
GRAHAM CLULEY
The internet? Okay. I don't think it's older than 27 years old.
DAVID BISSON
No, wait. What do you mean by the internet?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Why are you guys— The World Wide Web, of course.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Okay, that's different from the internet, Carole.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Oh.
GRAHAM CLULEY
That's a subset of the internet. The internet's been around for decades before the web was around.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Okay. Potato.
DAVID BISSON
And how far are we going back here? Could we say that the adoption of TCP/IP is the first beginning of the internet?
GRAHAM CLULEY
Yeah.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Oh, what? Graham, is that a bit geeky for you?
GRAHAM CLULEY
Just a little bit nerdy there.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Oh, right. So if it's just beyond your level of knowledge, then you— Yeah.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Okay.
CAROLE THERIAULT
You snort.
GRAHAM CLULEY
So you're celebrating Tim Berners-Lee, right? Created—
CAROLE THERIAULT
Tim Berners-Lee, World Wide Web.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Sir Tim. As he is today, inventing the very first web pages.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Web pages were invented today.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Which did, of course, popularise the internet amongst—
CAROLE THERIAULT
Yes. Okay. You know what? I take your point. I was, I misspoke. Great. I'm glad I brought up the big guy.
DAVID BISSON
Happy convoluted birthday.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Yeah.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Yeah.
CAROLE THERIAULT
High five, Tim.
GRAHAM CLULEY
And ever since the web was invented, there have been no security or privacy problems ever since. It's all gone very smoothly.
DAVID BISSON
Smooth sailing.
GRAHAM CLULEY
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So guys, I think it's well established that there are various stages during the life of a man? Or a woman? You begin off fairly simply, don't you?

You begin off with wooden toys or Lego, something like that. And then maybe you get into Minecraft. Then when you're a teenager, you might get into some of those shoot-'em-up games.

And eventually you become a crazy old white guy.
CAROLE THERIAULT
This is pretty stereotypical, Graham. I'm not sure it really applies to most people.
GRAHAM CLULEY
You sure?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Yeah, pretty sure.
GRAHAM CLULEY
I thought this is how it happens. Anyway, what I'm interested in today is not the crazy old white guys who eventually become president.

What I'm talking about today are the people who are teenagers who are attracted to a video game, and I wonder if either of you have heard it or indeed played it, called Fortnite.
DAVID BISSON
Oh yeah.
CAROLE THERIAULT
I have not. I know it by name, but that's it.
GRAHAM CLULEY
I've never played it. Have you played it, David?
DAVID BISSON
No, I haven't played it, but my brother has.
GRAHAM CLULEY
So you've watched over his shoulder, presumably. How would you describe this game?
DAVID BISSON
Well, you basically, as players, you parachute in there, I think upwards of 100 players, and you can build stuff, and you're in this arena where it keeps shrinking and shrinking, basically down to where you're trying to kill each other and be the last one, the last team, something along those lines.
GRAHAM CLULEY
So it's like an Arnie movie, basically. You've got a great big gun, you're trying to kill everyone, and you want to make sure that you're the last man or woman or alien standing.
CAROLE THERIAULT
But he says you build stuff too, so it's Minecraft with guns.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Right, so you can build things to climb up and to help you get up cliffs or to build barriers to prevent other people getting to you. But anyway, this is an incredibly popular game.

It's for the Switch. You can get it for your PlayStation, your Xbox, iPads, iPhones, and now Epic Games have said that they are going to distribute this for Android as well.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Okay.
GRAHAM CLULEY
But they're going to do something slightly different. They have decided not to distribute it in the official Google Play Store, which is basically the official Android marketplace.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Okay. That's really unusual for a legit company. I've never heard of that before.
GRAHAM CLULEY
And you may think, well, why would they choose not to do that? Right.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Hence my question.
GRAHAM CLULEY
And of course, the reason, Carole, comes down to money because there's a Google tax of 30%. If you sell— Shut the front door!
DAVID BISSON
What?
CAROLE THERIAULT
30?
GRAHAM CLULEY
30, 3-0%, and it's a similar situation with the iOS App Store as well.

Apple and Google are making a nice chunk of change and becoming trillion-dollar companies by having some of this cash.
DAVID BISSON
Is this just for Fortnite? Has anything like this ever happened before?
GRAHAM CLULEY
So the amount which they take is true of all apps. Now Fortnite is given away for free, right?

You can play it for free, but if you want in-game purchases, if you want to download patches and extra bits and bobs, then you have to give money for it.
DAVID BISSON
Gotcha.
GRAHAM CLULEY
So what Epic Games are saying is that if you want Fortnite on your Android, you're going to have to go to Fortnite's website and click on one of their links, and you will have to disable a recommended Android security setting, because normally Android has a setting enabled which says don't allow apps from unknown sources.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Don't allow any apps that we don't make a markup on from going onto your phone.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Oh, you are so cynical, aren't you?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Do you know what's interesting though? So Epic Games, as you say, Fortnite's very popular, right? So they're probably saying, look, people are going to come get it no matter what.

It's like the crack of games. So even if we're not in the official Android store, people are going to happily come to us and we'll get an extra 30%.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Of course.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Yeah, okay.
GRAHAM CLULEY
So they will get this benefit from it, but they are going to have to talk their users through the process of disabling this security setting.

So when you disable this security setting on Android, it pops up a message and it says, your phone and personal data are now more vulnerable to attack by apps from unknown sources.

You agree that you are solely responsible for any damage to your phone or loss of data that may result from using these apps.

So they're really trying to discourage you from sideloading apps onto your phone from unknown sources.
CAROLE THERIAULT
I got you.
GRAHAM CLULEY
I got you.
CAROLE THERIAULT
But how much would it cost to get a usability engineer, right?

It's going to cost less than 30% cut of the sales to hire someone to manage that whole onboarding process of getting them to change the config option and then putting it back on afterwards once they've installed the app.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Oh yes, but imagine you're snotty little Norris, right? You're a 12-year-old. You've finally downloaded Fortnite onto your Android and you've disabled unknown sources.

You are going to leap headlong into that game. You're not going to be thinking that much about re-enabling that security setting, are you? Because you want to get on with it.
DAVID BISSON
And I think it leaves it wide open to phishing attacks where it's like, oh, you get an email from Fortnite, here, go to this website, you just clone it and it's something completely different, right?
GRAHAM CLULEY
Or imagine an IDN homograph attack where you think you're on the Fortnite website, in fact the O is some bizarre language O which looks just like the letter O, or the R is different, and so it looks like the genuine site.

So yeah, there's no doubt that there will be attempts to trick people into downloading illegitimate versions of Fortnite.

Now I can kind of understand Epic Games' point of view because what frankly are Google adding?

They're adding the ability to reach a huge audience, but they're probably thinking we've got that anyway, because it's Fortnite.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Right.
DAVID BISSON
Yeah, yeah.
CAROLE THERIAULT
But well, it'll be interesting to watch what happens, you know?

I think it's an— I mean, also it may force others to think maybe we'll think that way and it'll maybe force Google to go, look, maybe our tax is a bit high, right?

Because 30%, I don't know.
GRAHAM CLULEY
You know, they don't say don't be evil anymore, don't they?
CAROLE THERIAULT
I know.
GRAHAM CLULEY
I know.
CAROLE THERIAULT
I know.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Because, you know, these are commercial companies, right? Google and Apple. Apple's now a trillion-dollar company. So these companies are unbelievably huge.

I think that this sets a bad precedent. I can understand their reasons for doing it, but I do worry that this will create a more laissez-faire attitude.

As to whether it's wise to install apps regardless of their sourcing future. And you have to remember as well, what about updates?

If you're getting an app from the official app store, then the whole updating system—
CAROLE THERIAULT
Yeah, that's true.
GRAHAM CLULEY
—is well set up as well and automatic. And in-game purchases are going to be more complicated because you're not going to be making them the regular way through the app store.

You're going to have to be making them some other way. So there's all kinds of manner of chance of this going wrong.

And I would bet my bottom dollar that although Google hasn't been perfect in policing its app store and malicious software has got in there in the past, they will be better at security than Epic.

And what a target Epic Games are now going to be for someone to try and infect one of their updates.
CAROLE THERIAULT
As you lose sleep over this, clearly, I am going to eat popcorn at not being a Fortnite or an Android user and just see what happens.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Well, there's one interesting thing.

Tim Sweeney, the founder of Fortnite company, has been saying, look, if you're running the latest version of Android called Oreo, then the interface will be slightly different.

It will have a couple of security questions, but you won't have to manually disable this particular feature. Now the thing is, Oreo came out a year ago. It came out in August 2017.

How many Android devices as a percentage do you think are actually using it?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Probably less than 10.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Yeah, well, you've ruined it for me. It's 12%. So it's actually been a year.
CAROLE THERIAULT
It's only been a year.
GRAHAM CLULEY
What do you mean it's only been a year.

If you compare that to Apple with iOS, iOS so much more quickly gets out onto all of those devices, and Android has always had this terrible experience, particularly for the non-Google manufactured devices, of distributing updates.

So Oreo has been around for a year. Oh, around about 1 in 10 Android devices are actually running it.

There is actually a brand new version of Android come out this week, Android version 9, also known as Android Pie, which has a number of new security features, but you're only likely to get that for now if you're running one of Google's own Pixel devices.

Yeah. There is a problem with Android security updates.

It has got better, but it's by no means as good as Apple, and once again, I'm very uncomfortable with this whole idea of disabling any security functionality on Android just in order to play a game.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Maybe you need looser underpants or something.
GRAHAM CLULEY
My underpants— can I say, Carole, it's very hot here in England at the moment, and my underpants are pretty billowing. Can we just go to the next story?

I have maximized the wafting in order to keep everything cool.
CAROLE THERIAULT
It's not that kind of show.
GRAHAM CLULEY
David, what have you got for us this week?
DAVID BISSON
All right. Well, I saw a story about a service called SafeWiFi, basically a VPN that Verizon is coming out with.

It creates secure web connections in public places like hotels and coffee shops and those kinds of things.

If you go to the website, it says it uses bank-grade encryption technology as well as includes an ad tracker blocker where it can prevent advertisers from tracking users' activity and serving up targeted ads.

So really good stuff. You want to have something that, especially if you're going on a public Wi-Fi.

But there's a problem because if you look into SafeWiFi itself and start poking around the website, you can't find any current privacy policy for the service.

If you go into the terms and conditions, there is a privacy and security section.

Instead of a unique privacy policy, it basically just includes a link to McAfee's privacy notice and has a link then to McAfee's website.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Oh, is McAfee providing the technology for Verizon's SafeWiFi VPN?
DAVID BISSON
They're working together to create this.
CAROLE THERIAULT
So it's engine and skin or something.
DAVID BISSON
Something along those lines. But that's where it gets troublesome because included then in that privacy notice are things that you wouldn't ever want to see with a VPN service.

So for instance, it says that McAfee can collect things like contact information, payment data, and account login credentials, which may include social network details.

And then it goes on saying that we may also collect other information like what products you purchase, demographic information, photographs, these kinds of things.
CAROLE THERIAULT
It's wonderful, isn't it, when one of the leaders of cybersecurity is out there actually taking information and saying it's legal by putting it in the small Ts and Cs.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Why would they want to know what product? Well, I can imagine why they want to know what products you purchased, but this is just them shooting themselves in the foot, isn't it?
DAVID BISSON
Yeah, it seems that way. I mean, with collecting some of the information, I can understand.

Of course, tracking what products you buy and demographic information, they could probably do threat analysis.

But the funniest thing that I saw and how they use that information is this little section that says, in order to keep these products free, we may use information collected through them basically to allow McAfee and others to show you ads that are targeted to your interests.

But hang on, it says on the website that the VPN includes an ad tracker blocker.

But you go to McAfee's privacy policy notice, and it says McAfee does just that, what it's not supposed to do.
GRAHAM CLULEY
So it sounds like their plan is, yes, they are going to block ads, but they're going to introduce their own. They're going to replace ads with ones from McAfee's own people.
CAROLE THERIAULT
With our own branding.
DAVID BISSON
They're probably going to call it branding. Someone not knowing that this privacy notice redirect is temporary would think that.

Basically, a Verizon spokesperson came out to Motherboard and said, "We are working with McAfee to post our specific privacy policy to address SafeWiFi," and said that the service won't collect any personal information, which is fine, but we're talking about Verizon, and we all know what Verizon has done in the past with zombie cookies and all those kinds of things.

So can you really trust them at this point that they're going to follow through and act on good faith?

I mean, honestly, I wouldn't go with SafeWiFi right now until you can click on that privacy and security section and see a specific privacy policy and make sure that there's not anything remotely suspicious about logging or collecting data.
GRAHAM CLULEY
But the terrible thing is lots of people who are maybe waking up to the dangers of privacy or unsecured Wi-Fi will think, oh, this is fantastic. Verizon are giving this to us.

We should be able to trust them. And Verizon is working with McAfee.
CAROLE THERIAULT
And McAfee's a known security company, so that might even lend you extra trust.
DAVID BISSON
Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure. All the more reason why this is unacceptable. Why would you launch a service? It's not cool, is it?
CAROLE THERIAULT
It's definitely not cool.
GRAHAM CLULEY
So it might be— okay, I'm going to be devil's advocate. Because I don't live in America.

We don't really have Verizon over here as far as I know, but clearly it's got a bad reputation over in North America for various things.

It might be that this has been done with the best intentions and that they just haven't crossed all the T's and dotted all the I's and got their privacy policy together.

Maybe they're not actually going to do all the things which this privacy policy allows them to do.
CAROLE THERIAULT
But without having their own privacy agreement, that's a big oversight because, you know, GDPR, who collects information and who processes information and how that works, you both share responsibility.

So they can't just lean on McAfee and say, oh, it's all you guys.
DAVID BISSON
Yeah, and optics are so important with anything with privacy, and especially if you're Verizon. It's like, you know you've run into trouble in the past.

If I were them, I'd be showing up, it's like, this is what we're doing, this is what we're not doing, and you really, to appeal to the customer's ease of mind.
GRAHAM CLULEY
I'm looking at the policy right now, and it doesn't just say products you purchase and demographic information.

Photographs and videos, biometric data such as fingerprints or voice prints.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Jeez! It's a nightmare. And this is from— this is in McAfee's privacy agreement.

I think people, you know, you almost want to say maybe go check your other McAfee product privacy agreements that you may have signed.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Just to be clear, this is McAfee the company. This isn't John McAfee. If it was John McAfee, maybe I'd understand this.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Now, you know, it's very interesting that you've been talking about Verizon. I'm going to be talking about Verizon.
DAVID BISSON
Oh, segue.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Tell us what your topic is this week.
CAROLE THERIAULT
As you may have heard, the FCC has finally admitted that the distributed denial of service attack that supposedly brought down its commenting system was a big fat lie. About time.

Yeah, since last spring, many have accused the FCC of faking a cyberattack as the reason its commenting system went offline.

And this whole commenting snafu all stems from the net neutrality bill. So just a quick refresher. Net neutrality was the Title II order turned into law under Obama.

And the whole idea is to give equal footing to all internet services.

So this means that ISPs can't throttle your speeds or deny you access to certain services and apps if they weren't gonna do it for everybody else.

Almost everyone except the ISPs thought this was a good idea. They were all pro-net neutrality.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Can I predict right now that whatever goes wrong is all going to be Obama and Hillary's fault?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Okay, watch this space.
GRAHAM CLULEY
A lot of things going wrong now apparently are all their fault.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Okay, you take a little nap and when you hear the word Obama, you can go away. Okay, okay. So when Trump lucked into power, right, he appointed ex-Verizon chief Ajit Pai.

Oh, there you go. Hey. As head honcho of the FCC. And one of Ajit Pai's first focuses was to kill the net neutrality bill. Get it repealed. Right.

Now, despite a significant backlash, I'm sure you guys remember, from internet giants like Apple and Google and Reddit and millions of individual users voicing concern, the FCC pulled it off and net neutrality was officially repealed in June of this year.

Yeah. Now, as you can imagine, not many are happy about this, or rather, there's a lot of people that are unhappy about this.

They're pointing the finger at the FCC for having failed to act in good faith throughout this process. Now, this is where we come back to the whole commenting system DDoS BS.

See what I did there? DDoS BS. We can maybe use that in the title. Yeah. So in May 2017, the FCC system was overwhelmed with comments.

And this happened immediately after comedian John Oliver, host of HBO's Last Week Tonight, made an appropriately huge stink about net neutrality and then asked his millions of viewers to flood the agency with comments supporting net neutrality.
GRAHAM CLULEY
I remember, yeah.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Very soon after, the FCC said the commenting system had been deliberately impaired due to a series of distributed denial of service attacks. Hmm.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Rather than lots of people leaving comments saying, this is rubbish, don't do this. Right.
CAROLE THERIAULT
So net neutrality supporters smelled a rat, asking for proof of the DDoS, and none came. Turns out the FCC had been faking this DDoS attack since May of last year.

And only this past Monday of this week, the FCC has finally admitted that they were full of hooey. Now, this is where it gets annoying.

The chairman, Ajit Pai, was quick to blame the former chief information officer, not by name, but I think it's safe to say it was David Bray.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Oh, I thought you're going to say it was Barack Obama.
CAROLE THERIAULT
And he blamed the Obama administration. Oh, there he is.
DAVID BISSON
Yep, yep, there it is.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Hey, for providing, quote, inaccurate information about this incident to me, my office, Congress, and to the American people, unquote. Now, gee, don't you wish he was your boss?

I mean, when push comes to shove and the proverbial hits the fan, the boss blames you publicly. So nice. Yeah.

Now, the problem is that he had more than a year to come clean and admit this was a system failure and not an attack. So why the delay? Why was that happening?

Well, could it be perhaps that the reason they were faking the cyber attack was because they wanted to avoid a huge media scandal about the lack of resiliency in their systems.

After all, the FCC had just spent $3 million overhauling the whole system.

And they had done this after the first time John Oliver incited his viewers to leave pro-net neutrality comments on the FCC website. This happened two years earlier in 2015.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Okay, so John Oliver had done this trick before, the FCC's website had been flooded, the FCC spent millions of dollars fixing the system. And then it broke again.

And out of embarrassment, they said, "Ah, DDoS attack, you know, bad guys attacking our website." All right, okay. Huh.
CAROLE THERIAULT
So exactly twice, John Oliver got viewers to overwhelm the commenting system, once in 2015 and once in 2017.

And between those two instances, the FCC spent $3 million overhauling the lagging, archaic system presumably to improve resiliency, which it clearly failed to do.

And as you say, I think they were embarrassed that it screwed up its overhaul and then it fell over at the hands of John Oliver, a comedian.

So maybe better to say it'd been DDoSed than to fess up. Anyway, this is not even the only problem with the commenting system.

There was also the problem of people finding out that their identities were being falsely used. Remember this?

An estimated 2 million pro-appeal commenters found to be fake, including those of two senators.

So Senator Geoff Merkley, Democrat of Oregon, and Pat Toomey, Republican of Pennsylvania, were among the victims.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Oh, so these were people who said, "We don't want net neutrality." Well, hadn't said anything necessarily, right?
CAROLE THERIAULT
These are people that either certainly supported net neutrality, and that's why they noticed their names on the commenting page.
DAVID BISSON
And I guess those people weren't the ones who responded to John Oliver's calls. I mean, couldn't that be the DDoS attack?
CAROLE THERIAULT
No, no, I don't think they're trying to tie them.

I think this is, what this is showing is that basically the FCC cannot tell the difference and cannot identify a real comment from a fake comment or one from a bot.

Now, one of the things they're planning to do is add a CAPTCHA system to try and stop bots from being able to post comments, but that doesn't stop an individual pretending or forging someone else's identity in order to leave a comment.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Right. All I can be sure of is none of this is Chairman Ajit Pai's fault. Absolutely, it's nothing to do with him.

I think we need to underline that even though he's in charge of the entire organization, I don't think we should think the buck stops with him.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Well, I'm surprised he didn't blame John Oliver in his speech this morning instead of Obama and his CIO.
DAVID BISSON
I think he's afraid if he blames John Oliver, then John Oliver will come on, do his whole show about Ajit Pai, and then it happened again.
GRAHAM CLULEY
I think if you blame John Oliver and if you ripped off John Oliver's mask in Scooby-Doo, underneath would probably be Hillary Clinton. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
DAVID BISSON
Do you really also want to declare war on late-night comics?
CAROLE THERIAULT
I mean, they're gonna be faster to the post than you are.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Hi Graham. Hey Carole.
CAROLE THERIAULT
I have a question for you.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Okay.
CAROLE THERIAULT
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GRAHAM CLULEY
Yes, of course I've got a password manager. Do you?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Yes, I do. And do you honestly, honestly think that all companies should have a password manager?
GRAHAM CLULEY
Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. I totally agree. If you don't have one of those, your employees are going to make some terrible password decisions, and hackers may be able to break in.

And an enterprise-grade password management solution, the one from LastPass for instance, will have support for Microsoft Active Directory and funky functions to make it even easier to secure your business.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Okay, I think you've passed my test. Listeners can check out LastPass Enterprise for themselves by visiting lastpass.com/smashing.
GRAHAM CLULEY
And welcome back. Can you join us on our favorite part of the show? The part of the show that we call Pick of the Week.
DAVID BISSON
Pick of the Week.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Wow.
DAVID BISSON
Well, you guys were so enthusiastic. I thought I'd just take it down, you know. Let's get real about what is the Pick of the Week.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Excellent. Okay.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Let's get down, Graham. Let's go.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Pick of the Week is the part of the show where everyone chooses something they like.

Could be a funny story, a book that they've read, a TV show, a movie, a record, podcast, a website, or an app. Whatever they love.
CAROLE THERIAULT
It's getting faster, you know.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Doesn't have to be security related necessarily.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Definitely should not be security related.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Now, many of us have got Netflix or Amazon Prime at home these days. Don't we? Oh yeah. It's the normal way to watch television these days, really, isn't it?

Streaming rather than watching live TV.
DAVID BISSON
Yeah. Do you guys even have cable anymore?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Yes, I think there is cable. I've never actually had cable in my life.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Most people in Britain never had cable.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Yeah. We were happy with 4 channels before Channel 5 came along. Yes. And digital. We really were.
GRAHAM CLULEY
So we never really had it. But yes, we have the internet now, you'll be pleased to hear. And the World Wide Web.

And the World Wide Web, which of course, as we've discussed, is a part of the internet.

And anyway, there's a problem with Netflix and Amazon Prime, that is that there's too much content. Thousands of movies and TV shows for you to check out.

How are you going to decide what to watch?

You know, it's a nightmare drilling into these things, and the sites themselves aren't always the best at bubbling up the most interesting films or TV shows.

Well, let me introduce to you my pick of the week, which is—
CAROLE THERIAULT
Oh, oh, shit, shit. I'm sorry, Graham. The book that you bought me called The Triceratops Who Loved Me has just been soaked.

It's called The Primal Urges Extreme Fantasy by Gloria Screams.
DAVID BISSON
What?
GRAHAM CLULEY
I was always expecting that to be a book which might get slightly damp. I think you'll find it does have— it does have wiped-down pages.
CAROLE THERIAULT
I did laminate it as a coaster.
GRAHAM CLULEY
The Triceratops who loved me.
CAROLE THERIAULT
I haven't yet, I haven't yet dived into its pages. Okay. Anyway. Apologies.
GRAHAM CLULEY
No problem. Back to Pick of the Week. So the sites themselves aren't always the best at bubbling up interesting films or TV shows.

And that is why I would suggest that you check out a website called agoodmovietowatch.com. Okay, I'm going to go look. Go check it out.

Because what goodmovietowatch.com allows you to do is you can choose your genre. You can tell it which part of the world you're in. So which Netflix, for instance, you watch.

And you can say, oh, tell me about the interesting documentaries. Tell me about this. And you will find, most likely, some TV shows or movies that you weren't previously aware of.
CAROLE THERIAULT
I'm going to choose sincere as my mood. Yes, you can choose moods. Okay. Yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty specific. I'll choose humility.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Yeah. And there you go. So I think this could be quite fun. So I'm going to be trying out agoodmovietowatch.com and I hope our listeners too. And that is why it is my pick of the week.

Very cool. Excellent. And my pick of the week is not The Triceratops Who Loved Me.
CAROLE THERIAULT
What would be my mood if that was the kind of movie I was hoping to watch? That's why I went to the movie bit and charming?
DAVID BISSON
Dark? Weird? There's an element of dark. Well, weird for sure. And thought-provoking. What's wrong with Carole?
GRAHAM CLULEY
I would think the triceratops who loved me would be slightly horny as well. Bum bum. Oh dear.
DAVID BISSON
Would that also include gripping?
GRAHAM CLULEY
Oh God. Please move on. I'm so glad it's not. David, what's your pick of the week?
DAVID BISSON
Okay, well, Graham, I know you like a little game called Overcooked.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Oh yes, it's wonderful.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Yeah, you've talked about this on the show before, haven't you?
GRAHAM CLULEY
Yes, I have.
DAVID BISSON
Yeah, so for anyone who hasn't heard of it, it's a really fun video game where up to 4 players can basically play as chefs in some really zany cooking situations. It's a lot of fun.

If you haven't tried it, definitely go out.

I just played it again this weekend where a few of my friends, we went for a bike ride, got milkshakes, you know, real bonding stuff to bring us together to get into the zone of getting this kitchen functioning.

But as soon as we turn on the game, we're all yelling at each other and laughing. All the counters are on fire. You know, it's just—
CAROLE THERIAULT
In the game. In the game.
DAVID BISSON
Right. Okay. Yes. Not in the real kitchen. So moral of the story with this, sometimes less is more with cooks in the shop.
GRAHAM CLULEY
It's amazing how many of us have an inner Gordon Ramsay, which comes out when playing a game like this and you start swearing at each other.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Calling everyone, "You stupid idiot." I think just bike rides and a milkshake should be your pick of the week. That sounds great.
DAVID BISSON
I mean, that's a pick of the week for every week. I mean, that goes without saying.
CAROLE THERIAULT
I haven't had a milkshake in ages.
DAVID BISSON
Well, you should go and have one. This pick of the week isn't about Overcooked, but it's about its sequel Overcooked 2, which drops on recording day.
CAROLE THERIAULT
So the World Wide Web's birthday.
DAVID BISSON
Yeah. So it's going to be available, I think, first for Nintendo Switch, but then it's going to go out to all the other platforms. So highly recommend you try this next one.

A whole lot more recipes. I think there's cake in there. So it's oh, I love— there's cake. And definitely play it with some friends.

But I'd recommend that you have a cup of tea on standby for afterward. You'll need it to decompress.
GRAHAM CLULEY
But be careful where you balance that cup of tea because it's quite an energetic game. We already found out Carole can be quite a klutz. Yes, you can get copies of this book.
CAROLE THERIAULT
They normally make great coasters.
DAVID BISSON
So that should be your pick of the week.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Well, good one. Overcooked certainly is a great game, and I look forward to Overcooked 2 as well. It really is hilarious fun. Carole, what's your pick of the week?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Well, my pick of the week is a BBC article, and it's an overview of why Winnie the Pooh, the new film, has been banned in China. Have either of you read this?
GRAHAM CLULEY
No, I think I know what this is about. So then you stay stum. Yes, I will.
CAROLE THERIAULT
This all has to do with Chinese leader Xi Jinping being compared to the beloved bear.

Now, if you go to my link that I've provided, you can see that the comparisons began in 2013 with an image of Xi Jinping walking with President Obama, and it was posted alongside a picture of Pooh walking next to Tigger.

Do you see how their body language between the pictures are identical?
GRAHAM CLULEY
Uncanny, isn't it?
CAROLE THERIAULT
And then in 2014, there's a picture of Xi Jinping shaking hands with Japanese Prime Minister. And you will see that they put it alongside a picture of Pooh with Eeyore.

And again, the body languages and even the facial expressions are identical.
GRAHAM CLULEY
And it's so strange because this is years before Eeyore launched his presidential bid, of course.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Well, now, just to make this come full circle, our old friend John Oliver has also been censored after he criticized Xi Jinping in China.

But in the roast, he also mentioned the president's sensitivity to being compared to the Pooh Bear.

Now, it's just worth reading the article because it's very cute how similar they look. But I just don't get why anyone wouldn't want to be compared to Pooh. I think it's an honor.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Well, I wouldn't want to be compared to Pooh, but I'd want to be compared to Winnie the Pooh. Winnie the Pooh.

Yes, because he's the most— well, other than Piglet, is the most adorable thing in the world, isn't he? Why wouldn't you want to be?
CAROLE THERIAULT
He's a dude, so I just don't get it.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Anyway, he's not a dude. Winnie the Pooh may be many things, but he's not a dude. No, he's not.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Well, vote, vote, vote on Twitter. I think I'm gonna win this one.
GRAHAM CLULEY
We're gonna do a Twitter poll, right? Okay, is Winnie the Pooh a dude or not? All right, okay. Well, Carole, we will check out the article.

Thank you for that pick of the week, and thank you, David, as well for joining us on the show today.

If people want to find out more about you, how should they follow you on the interwebs?
DAVID BISSON
I'm everywhere on the web. You can find me on Twitter @dmbisson. I'm also on Facebook and LinkedIn. You just look up my name and I'm there.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Basically, you're saying Google me.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Exactly. Duck Duck Go him. StartPage him. Yeah. And if you want to follow us on Twitter, we're @SmashingSecurity. No G. Twitter wouldn't allow us to have a G.

And if you want to get some t-shirts or some mugs or some stickers, you go to the Smashing Security store at smashingsecurity.com/store.

And you can leave a review on Apple Podcasts if you like the show. It really does help new listeners discover us. Until next time, thanks very much for listening. Cheerio. Bye-bye.
DAVID BISSON
Toodles. Thanks. Bye.
GRAHAM CLULEY
I think that went quite well.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Good luck editing.
GRAHAM CLULEY
I'm sorry. It was brilliant, I'm just annoyed we can't use it.

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One comment on “Smashing Security podcast #090: Fortnite for Android, and the FCC’s DDoS BS”

  1. Vog Bedrog

    The approach to distributing Fortnite is not unique – the free trial of generative music app Wotja X can be downloaded from Google Play, but the full version must be purchased from Amazon's app store (probably as a result the free version has just 100+ installs, while the paid version is ranked #21,478 on Amazon and has no reviews – though I doubt Fortnite's approach will similarly kill their app for the reasons you mentioned).

    It's understandable that developers wouldn't want to pay Google's substantial cut – but for the convenience, app updates, security (not perfect obviously, but at least comfortable to users), promotion opportunities, and visibility to the user base, they at least get a certain value for their money. Again, Fortnite will likely succeed regardless – but more niche apps/developers would probably be wise not to treat this as some kind of precedent.

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