Wanted: Can you speak Klingon? No time wasters please

Pardon me for interrupting the normal stream of security-related stories here to ask something a little out of the ordinary, but I figured you folks wouldn’t mind.

Do you speak Klingon? Actually, most importantly, can you translate things into Klingon?

If so, you could be the person I’m looking for.

This is a serious request.

So.. if you can translate things into Klingon please contact me, preferably attaching an example of your work, so I can work out if you’re the person I need.. or let me know if you can point me in the right direction of a good Klingon translator.

Genuine applicants only please. Thanks for listening, and there might be a Sophos T-shirt and other goodies in it if you help. :-)

Update: Some people have asked why I’m only offering a Sophos T-Shirt for the hard job of doing some Klingon translation. Let me reassure the successful applicant: there will be money in it for you.

Read more in my article on the Naked Security website.

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Graham Cluley is a veteran of the anti-virus industry having worked for a number of security companies since the early 1990s when he wrote the first ever version of Dr Solomon's Anti-Virus Toolkit for Windows. Now an independent security analyst, he regularly makes media appearances and is an international public speaker on the topic of computer security, hackers, and online privacy. Follow him on Twitter at @gcluley, on Mastodon at @[email protected], or drop him an email.