
If aliens did contact us would it be safe to open the email? Why would MoviePass track film lovers after they leave the cinema? Would you know how to get around Malaysia when your car rental website lets you down? And will Graham *please* stop talking about text adventure games?
All this and much much more is discussed in the latest edition of the “Smashing Security” podcast by cybersecurity veterans Graham Cluley and Carole Theriault, who are joined this week by journalist (and possible spy) James Thomson.
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Now that may not be deliberately intended to destroy the world, but imagine the panic, right?
Maybe, you know, the Russian equivalent of NASA might be in a panic. But I think— I think I'd go punting.
Hello, hello, and welcome to Smashing Security, Episode 68.
So yeah, check it out, it's eurozine.com, and it covers about 100 cultural journals around Europe.
Don't ask me what a cultural journal is, we have long arguments about that, and intermediaries who contribute content, and we republish it after translating some of it into English.
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And welcome back. And I want to talk to you, Carole Theriault, and James Thomson, about a very important topic. I want to talk to you about malware from outer space.
Lots of brainiacs and scientists have been putting their heads together over the years to consider the merits and possible downsides of searching for extraterrestrial intelligence, ETI as they're known.
Would contact with bug-eyed monsters—
Some have even suggested we cloak our planet using lasers to hide telltale signs that might be leaking information about us into space, maybe drawing attention to us, right?
So there's a couple of guys, Michael Hippke of the Sonneberg Observatory in Germany and John G. Learned of the University of Hawaii.
They've written— great name, a wonderful name, a learned name.
He has written— they have written some scientific papers considering these big questions relating to extraterrestrial intelligence, and in particular their latest one covers interstellar communication.
And they think this is an issue because they have postulated it is cheaper for aliens to send a malicious message to eradicate humanity compared to sending battleships.
There is a chance it could be a Vogon battle fleet rather than some lovely sort of Ewoks.
I seem to remember, as soon as you've interrupted me, is it not the case that actually you once believed there was an alien invasion really happening?
I believe you were in Brighton at the time and there was some sort of spoof on the radio and you— Do you even want me to go there?
And therefore any complex message we might receive from outer space might need to be destroyed to protect the planet. That'd be a real nuisance, wouldn't it?
And looking around, putting all these computers onto the SETI project, analyzing data which has been sent out there only to destroy the information when it comes out there.
So this is what they've said. They've said a complex message from space, may require the use of computers to display or analyze and understand.
And such a message can't be decontaminated with certainty. And there is a technical risk, albeit small, it could pose an existential threat.
Complex messages would need to be destroyed in the most risk-averse cases.
So what they're actually basically saying is, if we got a message, it might be wise for us to run it on a computer which is air-gapped, and so it can't cause too much of a problem.
And once we get to really analyze it, we can switch to a paper printout is what they're suggesting for offline analysis.
In fact, now, if that sounds crazy, they're suggesting that maybe we need to go even further because imagine it wasn't just a basic message.
Right now, that may not be deliberately intended to destroy the world, but imagine the panic.
Maybe, you know, the Russian equivalent of NASA would be in a panic. But I think I'd go punting.
Most people, when they're given a time limit and they're all talking about who they'd, you know, get off with and that sort of thing, you know, there could be rioting.
People could be getting widescreen TVs, HDTV or something, or they could be, you know, nobbing off with someone. Who knows? Who knows what could happen? It could be chaos.
What if there's a sort of header message, a frame around it which says, oh, hello, we're very friendly. We would like to send you our galactic library with every piece of knowledge.
All you have to do is build our artificial intelligence. Here are our instructions. It will quit.
And so these scientists have said, well, how would we handle this? And they said, well, we have to be very careful. So what we do is we isolate the computers.
We get the computer in a box on the moon.
And so they're describing things like remote-controlled fusion bombs to terminate the experiment at any time, right? Now, that sounds like they've thought of everything, doesn't it?
But they then say, our current research indicates that even well-designed boxes on the moon are useless because a sufficiently intelligent artificial intelligence will be able to persuade or trick its human keepers into releasing it.
First of all, if an alien is clever enough to develop this ultra-complex AI system that we have to execute in a box on the moon in order to avoid being infected, they're probably intelligent enough just to zap us in the first place, right?
Secondly, in the early '70s we sent out the Pioneer probes.
So it's not like we've been trying to cover up where we are, or it's a bit late. We need to send someone out to get those back. So the aliens don't even need to be that smart.
But I think that's a bit of a long stretch myself, that they would have built in some sort of Microsoft Word exploit or Flash zero-day into the message which they're sending.
It reminds me a little bit of Geoff Goldblum. Do you remember in Independence Day?
That was a bit of a choice he had to make there. It could have been 50/50, but he said, you know what, those aliens look like they're Mac users. That's what I'm going to go for.
And that's how he managed to save the world. So thank you very much to Geoff.
And I think it's marvelous that these scientists are busy working on stuff like this rather than, you know, something less important, like, I don't know, global warming.
James, what have you got for us this week?
Good, who'd have thought?
You might remember a few months back, Ryanair, that purveyor of high-quality air transport services, decided to cut thousands of flights across Europe and leave people actually stranded in various towns and cities where they'd gone for weekend breaks and things without any obvious way of getting home.
Now, I had a—
But anyway, I was a bit further away a few weeks ago in Malaysia, and for reasons which I won't go into now, I decided that renting a car would be a good idea.
So I went to a site called RentalCars.com, who glory in and claim RentalCars.com is the world's biggest online car rental service.
They're one of these kind of aggregator sites where you put in what you want, they offer you various options from Avis and Hertz and all the rest of them.
Then you book a car, you give them your credit card details, and, you know, lo and behold, in 3 or 4 days you expect to pick up the car, or however long it is.
So I book a car to get out of a town in Malaysia during Chinese New Year, which is a busy time of year over there, 4 days before I leave.
And then 12 hours before I'm supposed to pick this car up, I get an email from somebody at RentalCars.com saying, "Oh, very sorry, we couldn't find you a car."
And they're still sending them to me, actually, despite what happened later.
Now, insofar as this is tech-related, it's to do with the way that the average person interacts with tech firms.
I mean, not that these firms are really tech firms, but they're online.
But the thing about these people was that when I phoned them up, and I got some guy and he said, "Well, the trouble is, you see, Malaysia, it's the other side of the world." And I said to him, "Well, it may be, my friend, but you are supposed to be running a global website and I'm on the other side of the world.
So what are you going to do about it?" "Try to pick up my freaking car." "Where is the car from the world's biggest online supplier of rental cars or whatever you are?" And this conversation went on for a couple of hours on and off.
The top and bottom of it was that they offered me a very generous discount on my next rental from RentalCars.com and then told me to bugger off, basically.
So even when I do come around to booking something, which I won't, on their site, they won't honor it, I dare say.
But the thing about this is that, first of all, these sites are offering something that they don't actually have.
That's to say, they're offering all these things from Hertz and Avis and all these other car companies which are branded and look reliable.
But the fact is that they haven't actually got those cars.
And when they went to them to say, right, this guy, we've got a sucker, they turned around and said, well, we've already rented our cars at this rate anyway.
Of course there would have been cars. These companies all keep cars on standby for full rate, the people who walk in customers.
But of course the aggregator site isn't going to pay the full rate because they've already offered it to me at less. So they just walk away from the deal.
And that's the second part of this. That's to say, it's a one-way bet. You choose something on the site, you click on it, you give them your credit card details.
And if they can find it, they take your money. If they can't, they just walk away. And the same thing happened with Ryanair a few months back.
If you remember, they had got people who'd booked flights, some of whom had already traveled to the destinations and had paid for them, and then they just canceled the flights and walked away and said, well, it's your problem, get yourselves back.
And for people, I mean, all right, at the end of the day, I was lucky. I know Malaysia a little bit, I know the deal, I managed to find another way out.
But for people who've never been to Łódź, Poland, or Timișoara, Romania, and are there on a weekend break and may not have been abroad very often before.
You know, you try and get yourself back from Timișoara in a hurry.
And I know because I saw, and me and my traveling companions saw the driver fill up the car and pay motorway tolls that came to more than the fare.
So we got quite a bargain out of Uber. I suspect this is because Uber is subsidizing drivers in order to capture market share over there.
So while one bunch of greedy venture capitalists was taking my money or attempting to take it with one hand, another bunch of greedy venture capitalists from Silicon Valley was giving it to me with the other.
So, you know, what goes around comes around in the end.
When something's gone wrong, I've phoned them up and they've sorted it out. The problem is that these other guys notice that there's money in the market.
They go in with poorer customer service, and then they clean up because most of their deals go through.
So what I'd say is if you get good service from one of these companies, then stick with them. The only reason I didn't use them was that they had no cars in Malaysia.
It turns out they were all rented, actually, but that's why, probably.
So, you know the saying, if you aren't paying, you are the product. I get that. We know with free apps that makes sense, right?
Like Google provides you things like YouTube and Gmail, but in exchange they take things like, oh, everything that you search for, all the images of you, all the videos you watch, where you happen to be at the time, what IP address you're using, and what device you're using at the time.
So what about apps or services that we fork out money for, right? There's this company called MoviePass, a U.S.
firm headed by CEO Mitch Lowe, and this is a company that wants to deglue U.S.-based butts off the couch and put them into the movie theater.
Well, they're not targeting my butt or your Austrian butt.
So have a movie theater subscription service.
So you pay about $10 a month, or about £7, and the service uses a mobile app where registered users check into a cinema and choose a film and a showtime, and then you present your voucher and the theater actually collects payment from third-party credit cards, including, says TechCrunch, one that belongs to a bunch of venture capitalists.
So according to this article in MediaPlay News, the CEO, Mr.
Lowe, claims to currently have around 2 million users and is looking to onboard 3 million more by the end of the year, bringing him to a total of 5 million.
Boom, this is all looking fantastic. Now, back to the topic of data tracking. What kind of data tracking would we expect in a paid service like this?
Now, you might think, hey, they might know what movies I go watch, right? Or what time I watch them.
I don't know, something like that.
What date you went to see it, you know, how many tickets you bought, when you go, and then they can kind of tailor the experience for you.
So I headed over to the website, the MoviePass website, to learn a bit more, and I found their policy just to kind of take a look around. And here's just a quick snippet from it.
So, we keep track of your interactions with us and collect information related to your use of our services.
Including but not limited to the online activity, title sections and ratings. Fine, fine, fine, I think. Payment history and correspondence as well as internet protocol addresses.
Interesting. Device types, operating system and related activity. So there's a few things that make me nervous in there. The words not limited to and related activity, right?
Those are the two that make me a little nervous. I'm no lawyer, but they just give me a bit of the heebie-jeebies.
So on March 2nd at the Entertainment Finance Forum in Hollywood, of course we've all heard about this. MoviePass CEO Mitch Lowe was the keynote presenter at this event.
And the title of his talk was, "Data is the New Oil: How Will MoviePass Monetize It?" Well, he tells us during his keynote, he seems to literally crow about how much data they are currently hoovering up from their paying customers.
The company, of course, knows its subscribers' addresses and can glean demographic information based on where they live. This was reported by TechCrunch.
The company can also track subs via the app and phone GPS. So let me quote here. We get an enormous amount of information, he said. We watch how you drive from home to the movies.
We watch where you go afterwards. Well, what? What? Right?
So the policy says that MoviePass collects information related to my use of the service. How is where I go beforehand and afterwards any way related to the service use?
Yeah, it's not. It's actually related to their future service.
I'm assuming all this data is going to help them forge alliances with nearby restaurants, cafes, bars, and clubs and give you deals, two-for-one drinks, etc., etc.
I've got this great speech about data being the new oil. And he can't stop himself from crowing about it.
I want to make an informed decision and I want to decide whether I want to sign up for that service or not based on the interaction of what they get and what I get.
It worries me that lots of apps many of which we're paying for, are taking a lot more from us than we realize.
Even if those of us who go and read the policy aren't really any wiser to that information.
It wasn't clear because they just said, oh, related activity. Nobody reads the privacy policy apart from you, Carole, on this occasion.
Is that all right?" And the default should be, "No, of course it's bloody not all right." Or alternatively, "Yes, I'm a complete idiot.
Or are we so desensitized by piss-poor privacy that we don't give a shit anymore? And we're just like, yeah, well, that's the cost of business.
This kind of data privacy thing is a big deal here. The idea that apps are tracking you is something that people here get really concerned about.
I mean, which apps do you use or would you recommend where you have to trade off this loss of privacy for benefit.
But as far as I could see, MoviePass doesn't give a hoot about the EU at the moment. In fact, they're moviepass.co.uk if anyone wants to buy it. It's available for grabs.
What is upsetting particularly about this MoviePass thing is you're actually paying a subscription, aren't you, for this service? And so these add-ons, even if—
It should be something which you have to knowingly opt into rather than to have to try and find out how to opt out.
As it is, you only found out about this because the CEO couldn't keep his mouth shut on stage.
And look, I'm not a big fan of layers upon layers of legislation, you know, but you know, if people are gonna behave like this, it's maybe the only option we have to protect our privacy.
What are you complaining about, dude?" But that's the problem. I don't know what apps like this, paid or unpaid, are actually taking in exchange for my patronage. I don't know.
And if I knew and I could make an educated guess, fine. But I don't know why we're leaving it up to them just to hoover up off our phone what they want.
And I cannot believe that someone who worked on Her Majesty's Secret Service is suggesting such a thing.
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Could be a funny story, a book we've read, a TV show, a movie, a record, an app, a website, podcast, whatever we like. Doesn't have to be security-related necessarily.
Before I was in the crazy world of computer security, I used to be in the world of interactive fiction, also known as text adventure games.
I used to write text adventure games when I was a wee lad, which was great fun, and I loved them as well.
They were the only kind of computer games I was really any good at writing or playing. And my pick of the week is a documentary called Get Lamp.
These are the kind of games which were purely words, okay?
Where you'd say something like, "Go north, pick up everything apart from the Dweezil, stroke the octopus" or whatever, and it would then relay what happened in text.
So it was like a book, but an interactive book.
The ones you've just spoken about were written by people like Steve Meretzky, who also wrote Leather Goddesses of Phobos. Very funny game.
Other people included Brian Moriarty and Dave Liebling, who wrote The Lurking Horror, which is sort of an H.P. Lovecraft-inspired text adventure game.
Scott Adams didn't work for Infocom, but also wrote some famous games.
But it's a great documentary, loads of background features, including a 50-minute documentary all about Infocom, who were really the kings of the text adventure.
Great packaging, fantastic quality, and eventually the company went bust for an interesting reason. But you can watch the documentary to find out more.
My only complaint about the movie is that it's very US-centric, and there were a lot of European games as well, and European text adventure companies back then, like Level-9 and Magnetic Scrolls.
Now, I bought the DVD from his website, Get Lamp website, but you can actually watch it for free on YouTube. He presented it as a Google Tech Talk. So if you—
Terrific documentary and talks about a long-lost era of computer gaming, which I miss.
Yes, both of them are available on my website, GrahamCluley.com.
A definite niff of seaweed wafts around the shelves. Small mountains of marzipan and icing sugar are liberally scattered across the damp stone floor.
A shark is leaning against one of the mounds of marzipan. He gives me a knowing wink. A small mouse pokes its head around a mound of marzipan and squeaks at me.
I can also see a caddy. An exit exists. Next, James. Show me.
But I also have to confess, I'm afraid I haven't listened to every one of the 67 preceding podcasts.
I have listened to most of them, but not every one, so this may have come up before. I'd be surprised if it hasn't. And I'm talking of the Warrington Cycle Campaign.
Well, yes, they have this genius subpage which is called Facility of the Month. This documents in photographs every month the most idiotic cycling facilities in the world.
And I'm talking about dedicated cycle lanes.
Have you seen this before?
They've been put in by council workmen who've just been operating according to some plan they've been given without any thought for whether this makes any sense or not.
Most of them are things like cycle lanes that last literally 3 yards and then end in a steel gate. But they also have these superbly sarcastic captions that they use for them.
So if you look at July last year, 2017, for instance, picture of a sign in the middle of a cycle path blocking it entirely that just says cyclists caution Signage in Cycleway, and the caption reads, this month's facility was inspired by an undergraduate philosophy assignment: a sign that only purpose is to warn of its own existence.
And so I salute them.
I mean, if you read any articles about cycling in the press, if you read the comments underneath, they're divided between people who think that anyone who drives a car should be executed and people who think that anybody who rides a bicycle should be executed.
People get really anxious about this.
Oh yes, some of my best friends are cyclists. Look, we don't want those sort of people leaving us negative reviews on iTunes, you know.
I say this to people. They say, why do you cycle to work? And I say, well, the adrenaline from Austrian motorists attempting to murder me every morning is what keeps me going.
So no, I'm a committed cyclist. I love it. But I hate a crappy cycle facility.
Anyone who's into cycling, this is definitely where I would recommend people to go this week.
I really like this podcast. It's interesting, it's refreshing, it's got a bit of political bite.
It talks about ethics, has a little splash philosophy here and there, and he interviews really great guests, much like we do. Not today.
This is a Dutchman who is a champion of universal basic income. This is basically where government gives you free money.
And Rutger talks about the 15-hour work week, whether AI will impact our working lives, and whether we're basically wasting our lives in meaningless jobs in order to keep up with the Joneses.
It's just really interesting the way they bounce around the ideas, and I really enjoyed it.
So if you have an hour or so free, I'd recommend you check out episode 116 of We the People Live.
I think most people work over 40 to 45 hours at the moment, which is crazy.
I don't know why we're worried so much about these aliens sending us some messages. All those are Alexas. I just said the word. It's all these dinguses in people's homes.
They're the things we should be watching, I reckon.
So yeah, these issues have been around for a while.
They're just feeding Mark Zuckerberg and his empire by constantly pouring data onto his servers.
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You may not believe this, but I actually tried to track down the music from "A for Andromeda" to accompany the piece… I decided in the end that something else worked better, but maybe I should have stayed with my first instinct.