GRAHAM CLULEY
Some have bought physical ads above urinals. So when people go for a wee— Above what? Urinals.
DAVE BITTNER
What is a urinal?
GRAHAM CLULEY
What do you call them?
DAVE BITTNER
Urinals. Urinal, that sounds like a creature next to the elephants at the zoo.
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Smashing Security, episode 109. Phishing, Grinches Target Amazon and Reddit, Stealing Christmas from the Poor with Carole Theriault and Graham Cluley.
Hello, hello, and welcome to Smashing Security episode 109. My name is Graham Cluley.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Ho, ho, ho, Graham. I'm Carole Theriault.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Is that how you introduce yourself now?
GRAHAM CLULEY
From now on. You got two sisters.
DAVE BITTNER
It's on our business card.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Yeah. We're joined by our special seasonal guest, Dave Bittner from the CyberWire podcast. Hello, Dave.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Hello. Welcome back, Dave.
DAVE BITTNER
Thank you. Thank you. I'm everyone's second favorite recurring guest.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Oh, certainly not first, right?
GRAHAM CLULEY
Don't get too confident there.
DAVE BITTNER
Always a bridesmaid.
GRAHAM CLULEY
That's true.
DAVE BITTNER
I might not even be second. I could be way down the list.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Probably in the top 4. Top 4, I think. On a good day.
Anyway, on today's show, we've got coming up for you, YouTube channels at war with each other and it's spilling out into internet warfare.
We have the strange mystery of what Google are doing with YouTube videos which might surprise you, and Christmas Grinches as well. All coming up on today's Smashing Security.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, I have some bad news. I have to announce that there is war on the internet. Conflict is going on. It's not between Russia and America this time.
It's not the Chinese stealing our intellectual property. It is much more serious than that.
For the last two months, two YouTube channels have been at war for the title of the most popular channel. In one corner we have the Swedish YouTuber PewDiePie.
DAVE BITTNER
How's it going, bros? My name is PewDiePie!
GRAHAM CLULEY
And in the other corner we have the Bollywood Indian music label channel T-Series. And they both want to be the first to get to 80 million subscribers.
CAROLE THERIAULT
So that would make them the biggest channel on YouTube if they had 80 million.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Yep. And PewDiePie has been the most popular for quite some time, but T-Series has been zooming up and growing much, much faster.
And so the fight is on who can get to 80 million first.
Now, I don't know who started this fight, but both sides are participating, encouraging their fans to get new subscribers and putting up messages.
And things have got a little bit out of hand. Can you believe?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Sorry, before you start, how many YouTubers were they starting with? Are we talking that they have 30 million and they have to get to 80, or is it—
GRAHAM CLULEY
Well, they started with zero, Carole. Everyone starts with zero.
CAROLE THERIAULT
When they started this competition, Graham? Well, well, we don't know. Okay.
GRAHAM CLULEY
That is something which hasn't specifically been researched.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Okay, I'm sorry, I exposed your little Achilles heel.
GRAHAM CLULEY
That's fine, that's fine. Not a problem.
And some of the guerrilla marketing which has been taking place on behalf of the two YouTube channels has taken a distinctly criminal turn, in particular in the case of PewDiePie's supporters.
GRAHAM CLULEY
For the past couple of months, someone calling themselves the Hacker Giraffe has— what's funny about that?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Wind your neck in.
GRAHAM CLULEY
It's like being a cracking tortoise, I guess, or a penetration testing porpoise, or, you know, anyway, the hacking giraffe has been—
CAROLE THERIAULT
Hacker Giraffe.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Oh, sorry, the Hacker Giraffe. I hate to get my giraffes mixed up. He has used a tool called PRET, the Printer Exploitation Toolkit.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Not the sandwich people.
GRAHAM CLULEY
No, not Pret à Manger. He's been using the Printer Exploitation Toolkit to hijack over 150,000 printers.
He scanned with Shodan, which, as you probably know, is the search engine for finding insecure things on the internet, things which are connected to the internet.
He found over 800,000 printers connected to the internet.
150,000 of these devices he has now accessed via port 9100 and told them to spew out flyers and messages urging users to subscribe to PewDiePie's channel.
CAROLE THERIAULT
So is this someone from PewDiePie?
GRAHAM CLULEY
No, I don't think so. I think this is just a fan. I think this is just someone who thought, oh, this would be really easy to do, let me do it.
Because this kind of remote hijacking of printers isn't new.
In fact, we've spoken about this I think in one of the early episodes of Smashing Security when someone did it before, spreading a sort of an awareness message telling people to close and secure their printers better.
CAROLE THERIAULT
A bit 1990s though, come on.
GRAHAM CLULEY
It is rather. Yeah. And he sent a little bit of ASCII art and—
CAROLE THERIAULT
Oh, I love ASCII art.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Oh, now it's all right.
CAROLE THERIAULT
I like them now.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Now you can do anything you want these days, right? You can mug an old lady, but leave a piece of paper with some ASCII art and Carole's happy about that. Great.
DAVE BITTNER
Now, Graham, has this affected you? Because you're sort of the poster child for printer security.
GRAHAM CLULEY
I think you're referring to when my wife began to print out a long document.
DAVE BITTNER
I see, so it's her fault.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Yeah, well, no, my printer—
CAROLE THERIAULT
It's never Graham's fault. It's usually your wife, Dave.
GRAHAM CLULEY
I do not believe, although I'm prepared to be found out wrong, I don't believe my printer is connected to the internet, so I think I'm safe.
DAVE BITTNER
Have at it, listeners.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Yeah, thank you.
But anyway, the messages which are being printed out tell people to unsubscribe from T-Series, subscribe to PewDiePie instead, and share awareness with the hashtag #SavePewDiePie.
CAROLE THERIAULT
How do you know it's PewDiePie and not PewDiePie?
GRAHAM CLULEY
Because this guy is a social media star, Carole. Anyone who's—
CAROLE THERIAULT
I live under a rock.
DAVE BITTNER
Yeah, I know it because I have kids, and so I hear his name thrown around every now and then.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Do you have any opinions on him? Do your kids watch him or anything like that? Do you know?
DAVE BITTNER
Well, no, I'm not a fan. I think they find him annoying.
DAVE BITTNER
And he certainly had lots of controversy. He was the one who did the whole thing with the suicide forest. That was him, wasn't it?
GRAHAM CLULEY
No, that was another YouTuber, I think. Yeah, the guy who found the— it was really grisly, wasn't he? Found a body hanging in the forest. I think that was a different YouTuber.
But certainly PewDiePie has had his share of controversy, which we will be coming to.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Now, the Hacker Giraffe. This fan who apparently is trying to get everyone to subscribe to PewDiePie, right?
GRAHAM CLULEY
Yeah, the Hacker Giraffe has been able to generate some cash for his printer hijacking exploits.
He set up his own Patreon page, and at the moment he's earning $470 per month for doing this.
So I imagine these are other PewDiePie fans who are keen for him to carry on spreading the message. He says, by the way, that he will, quote, shit my pants.
Well, sorry, he says he will shit my pants.
CAROLE THERIAULT
I thought you were trying to do the ad, ship my pants.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Are you sure you didn't misunderstand it?
GRAHAM CLULEY
Shit my pants if he gets to $500 per month. That's his pants, I think, rather than my pants.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Who would want to do that?
DAVE BITTNER
Will he do it on YouTube?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Will he take a picture?
GRAHAM CLULEY
I don't think he's being literal.
DAVE BITTNER
I mean, I think maybe he found what's going to put him over the top here, right?
GRAHAM CLULEY
I mean, anyway, the point is PewDiePie fans are going out of their way to promote their YouTube hero. Some have bought physical ads above urinals.
So when people go for a wee— Above what? Urinals. What? Urinals.
DAVE BITTNER
What is a urinal?
GRAHAM CLULEY
What do you call them?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Yeah, I don't like the word either.
DAVE BITTNER
Urinal, that sounds like a creature next to the elephants at the zoo. Urinals. Anyway, those.
GRAHAM CLULEY
So some have bought ads there. Another guy called MrBeast, he's another YouTuber, he's bought local TV spots and billboard space in New York's Times Square.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Are you kidding?
GRAHAM CLULEY
No, I'm not.
DAVE BITTNER
This is the most famous billboard in all of Times Square, and it's the biggest one, the biggest advertising billboard in all of Times Square.
CAROLE THERIAULT
It's about to say subscribe to PewDiePie on it. This is going—
GRAHAM CLULEY
We're about to break the internet.
DAVE BITTNER
There! Oh my gosh, it's up there! There it is! We did it! We did it! It's up there! Subscribe to PewDiePie right now, guys!
GRAHAM CLULEY
He did this!
GRAHAM CLULEY
Another guy has done the same in Mumbai. So he's bought ads. So, you know, you have to think, why are these people doing this? Why are these people spending all this money?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Well, there's going to be a huge amount of money. It's got to be money.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Well, the reason why they're doing it is PewDiePie then features their activities in his videos. That's their incentive. They get their fame.
Millions of people see that they bought ads in Times Square or in Mumbai or above the urinal.
DAVE BITTNER
And it's a virtuous circle.
GRAHAM CLULEY
And that encourages other people to think, oh, I wish I was in a PewDiePie video as well. What should I do?
Oh, maybe I'll tattoo my forehead with a message telling people to subscribe to PewDiePie. They haven't done that yet, but it's only a matter of time, Carole.
CAROLE THERIAULT
OK, so it must cost a ton of money to have an ad in Times Square.
GRAHAM CLULEY
You would think so, wouldn't you?
DAVE BITTNER
I don't think it does, actually. I think there's one of the video screens that just shuffles through different content.
I think they have a way you can buy basically a 10-second happy birthday kind of— put any kind of message up there.
And so the idea is you schedule that and then you stand in front of it and you take your picture in front of it and it says, happy birthday, Graham and Carole.
Congratulations on your 80 millionth YouTube subscriber, whatever.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Well, if you want to make it to number one spot, Dave. I have an idea.
DAVE BITTNER
Yes, don't tell Maria.
GRAHAM CLULEY
She's probably—
DAVE BITTNER
She's logged on right now.
CAROLE THERIAULT
She might be listening.
DAVE BITTNER
She might be.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Anyway, so PewDiePie is featuring them in his own videos, and that's of course encouraging even more craziness.
And now the latest thing: earlier this week, part of the Wall Street Journal website was defaced with a message in support of PewDiePie.
And the message said, "Wall Street Journal would like to apologize to PewDiePie. We have now fired some of our journalists.
We're now sponsoring PewDiePie to reach his maximum subscribers and beat T-Series to 80 million.
We'd also like your credit card number, expiry date, the lucky 3 digits on the back to win the chicken dinner in Fortnite," they say.
And they have a link to PewDiePie's YouTube channel. Now that obviously wasn't a real story posted by the Wall Street Journal's news journalists.
This was a case of a hacker who'd managed to breach part of the WSJ website where they post sponsored content.
In this case, it was placed in Oracle's section, and so plenty of people have seen this.
They've now fixed the page, but there must have been some security issue which allowed the hacker in. Now, why did they target the WSJ?
Well, my suspicion is because the WSJ and PewDiePie have something of a checkered history.
Back in January 2017, millions of people saw a video by PewDiePie that included some images of two men laughing as they held up a banner that read "Death to all Jews." Now, yes, exactly.
Now, surprise, surprise, that didn't go down very well with some of the brands like Disney who were supporting PewDiePie.
They severed their links and PewDiePie got in some trouble with YouTube as well.
But a lot of PewDiePie's rabid followers didn't like how the Wall Street Journal reported that story. And that's probably why they've been targeted.
And the very latest is that the Hacker Giraffe, the guy who's breaking into all of these printers in order to post this message, he apparently disapproves of the defacement of the Wall Street Journal website.
He says he doesn't think it was cool, doesn't think it was awesome. It was plain illegal, he says, and did nothing except cause media outrage.
Whereas going around getting some innocent people's printers to churn out all of this garbage, that apparently is completely acceptable.
GRAHAM CLULEY
I'm being sarcastic. I don't think that is acceptable at all.
CAROLE THERIAULT
This whole thing is just a pile of stink. It is, right? The whole idea, the 80 million subscribers. Who cares? Who cares?
GRAHAM CLULEY
Yeah, exactly. Who cares?
DAVE BITTNER
What a strange celebrity they enjoy.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Yeah, well, maybe.
I mean, imagine, you know, if you haven't got very much great going on in your life, if PewDiePie gives you a shout out in one of his videos, that might make you sort of, you know, feel like you're cooler in your little social vacuum.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Can I just say it wouldn't? It wouldn't.
GRAHAM CLULEY
It wouldn't to you?
GRAHAM CLULEY
I'll tell you what really annoys me. The Hacker Giraffe doing this thing, right? This isn't a new technique. This isn't exploiting any new flaws.
There is a problem, as we all recognize, of people leaving their printers open.
But I don't think what he was doing was very cool, and I don't think it's very cool that he's now getting paid to do it, $500 a month, when all these bug bounties for much more complex things sometimes don't offer even that much money.
CAROLE THERIAULT
How is it not breaking the law?
DAVE BITTNER
Right, that's what I was gonna say. Does it run afoul of the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act? If you have unauthorized access to someone's computing device, that's not cool.
GRAHAM CLULEY
It would seem like that to me. You could say theft of ink, theft of paper, couldn't you, as well?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Just taking control. It's like, you know, it's taking control of a device that doesn't belong to you.
GRAHAM CLULEY
So yes, hacking giraffes, we don't like you.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Yeah. Next.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Clear off. Dave, what's your story for us this week?
DAVE BITTNER
Well, before I get to my story this week, I have a question for you, Graham.
DAVE BITTNER
Yesterday I was over in the linguistics building on the CyberWire campus.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Were you mangering a little sandwich of avocado and roasted eggplant?
GRAHAM CLULEY
You travelled over there on your Segway?
DAVE BITTNER
No, actually I took the monorail. And this is a long walk and it's cold out there this time of year.
And the poor sap who was manning the foreign idiom desk pulled me aside and he wanted me to ask you what the term cockwomble means.
Evidently you used that in some of your writing in the past few days and it left us here on our side of the pond, besides not knowing what a urinal is, we are puzzled as to what a cockwomble is.
So what is a cockwomble, Graham?
GRAHAM CLULEY
So you can probably guess half of it. Are you familiar in the United States with—
CAROLE THERIAULT
Half chicken.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Are you familiar with the residents of Wimbledon Common in London? Over in the United States?
DAVE BITTNER
I'm sorry, what? No.
GRAHAM CLULEY
So you aren't familiar with Wombles? Wombles are a British institution.
They are the creatures who live— well, they work underground and overground, and they come out and they clean up all the mess that humans leave behind.
CAROLE THERIAULT
You guys need a few of those in the States right now.
GRAHAM CLULEY
This is a series of children's books and a wonderful TV show way back in the '70s. My favourite Womble was, of course, Orinoco.
CAROLE THERIAULT
"Edmondson!" That's woken an Orinoco up. "What's that? What's that? It's a wild animal roaring. Oh, it must have been a dream. Oh dear." But he—
GRAHAM CLULEY
Yeah, they're lovable creatures, and somehow this is a portmanteau word which is used in Britain to suggest a person may be of dubious character.
Someone who we don't have a very high opinion of is a cockwomble.
CAROLE THERIAULT
And you would say it like, Graham, you're such a cockwomble.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Yeah, exactly.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Exactly like that.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Yes. We do have that explicit tag, don't we? Yes. Right. Good.
DAVE BITTNER
Okay. Well, next time I'm over on that side of the CyberWire campus, I'll be sure to check in and let them know.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Don't use it at passport control at Heathrow, though. Try not to use cockwomble. Don't greet.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Don't greet.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Don't pretend you're Dick Van Dyke. Oh, right, mate. Oh, blimey, governor, you cockwomble.
DAVE BITTNER
Good morning all you cockwombles, how are you all doing today? Right, got my cockney rhyming slang at the ready. Yeah, very good. Shall I move on to my story?
GRAHAM CLULEY
Yes, what's your story for us? Please.
DAVE BITTNER
So this story comes courtesy of Danny Bradbury from the Sophos Naked Security blog.
This is about a programmer who found an interesting behaviour in the way that YouTube analyses uploaded videos.
Now this gentleman, his name is Austin Burke, and he had uploaded a video that was demonstrating a cross-site scripting vulnerability that he discovered.
So it sounds like basically he was doing a screen capture of a process that he was demonstrating.
He wanted to disclose this cross-site scripting vulnerability, so he made this video.
GRAHAM CLULEY
And that's not unusual, is it?
GRAHAM CLULEY
Demonstrating vulnerabilities, you'll do a simple little video showing it off. Right, okay.
DAVE BITTNER
Now he had marked this video as unlisted, which means it doesn't come up in search results.
But he discovered that moments after he uploaded the video, that there was a URL that appeared on screen in the video. The URL didn't appear in any of the metadata.
It wasn't in the file name. This URL got crawled within minutes of the video being uploaded. Wow. So this got Austin's attention, and he decided to do another test.
So he created another unique URL. This time he uploaded a video and set it to private, which means only someone else who has the password to see the video should be able to see it.
Yeah. And sure enough, within minutes, this brand new unique URL was also scanned and crawled.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Well, this is fascinating, isn't it? Yeah.
DAVE BITTNER
So it seems as though YouTube is performing OCR on the video. And whenever they see a URL, they go out and crawl it. So what's the problem here, right?
So Austin, in his, he did a blog describing this, and he said, imagine a security researcher has found a critical vulnerability in a site and has crafted a URL that will trigger it, causing harmful effects to the website.
So during a video that was uploaded to YouTube, if YouTube sees this URL, they go and crawl the site, trigger the SQL injection, and break the site.
So what's interesting, I think, about this is that evidently private on YouTube doesn't mean private from YouTube. Quelle surprise. Yeah.
GRAHAM CLULEY
So who would be guilty of the exploitation then? It sounds Google has just basically exploited a vulnerability on somebody else's site. They trip the bear trap.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Yeah, isn't it? I don't think I'm following. Okay, so on my video, I display a URL. Correct. That's a private video. Google, through OCR, grabs that URL and tags it in what?
GRAHAM CLULEY
The URL isn't for the private video crawl. The URL is the SQL injection vulnerability. So it'll be a URL to a particular web server which demonstrates a vulnerability. Right.
Google is watching the video just a human would, and it converts it into a URL, and it then tells its search engine, ooh, look, here's a URL we haven't been to before.
Let's go and check it out. Right.
DAVE BITTNER
And when they do, that triggers the SQL injection. Gotcha. And breaks the site. It's clever. Now, you can understand why Google may want to do this.
I've seen plenty of examples where people have uploaded things to YouTube where they have, here's a to this pirated software, right? And they just have the link in the video.
So you can imagine that Google would want to look for those sorts of things. You could imagine child pornography, things that.
They want to make sure that people aren't posting those links.
So I think there's a reasonable explanation for why Google is doing this, but you also have to wonder, is Google reading things license plates? Or protest signs or t-shirts.
If they're automatically OCRing everything in the videos, that's just sort of an interesting thing to know about, isn't it?
GRAHAM CLULEY
Or what, Dave, if I was sending you a private message and it was burn on receipt, so you only get one chance to look at it. And so I'm sending you—
CAROLE THERIAULT
What would it say? I hate Crawl. Want to replace her. Yes, exactly.
GRAHAM CLULEY
A secure message and say, look, you've just got one time to read this.
And before you even get to look at it, I don't know why I would have included this URL in the video, but anyway, Google would have gone to it and it would have been zapped.
DAVE BITTNER
Yes, chances are they would have gotten to it first.
CAROLE THERIAULT
But from a security standpoint, there is some advantages to trying to stop misinformation from being spread.
DAVE BITTNER
And I suppose the lesson is, if you're going to share a video, don't do it on YouTube. The YouTube private on YouTube doesn't mean private from YouTube.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Exactly. Exactly, yes.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Though I think many people who are doing anything on the Google platform must understand that privacy is, you know—
GRAHAM CLULEY
And that's true of so many sites, Facebook or LinkedIn or any of these things. Potentially, if you say something is private, you mean private from other people on the internet.
You don't necessarily mean private from the service which you're actually using.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Yeah, that's probably true 99.9999% of the time.
GRAHAM CLULEY
So has there been any word from Google as to exactly why they are— have they given any explanation? I mean, you've some interesting theories you've come forward with.
DAVE BITTNER
No, they haven't. And in his blog, Austin Burke goes and looks into it and basically says that Google has said very little about this.
I'm sure it's probably buried somewhere in their terms of use, you know, in the EULA, that they can do this. And, you know— Well, they clearly have the ability to.
GRAHAM CLULEY
I wonder if you were, for instance, to be going down the street just videoing stuff out of your car window and you passed by a shop or you passed by a poster which had a URL on it as well, whether Google has the ability to pick that up, scrape it, and visit it.
CAROLE THERIAULT
I'm sure they do. Yeah.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Yeah, why not? It's kind of spooky the way the world's going, isn't it? Incredible how they can gather so much information.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Isn't it just, Granddad?
DAVE BITTNER
I think of things like if you upload a video that has metadata, that has location metadata, let's say you upload, like we see all these Russian dashcam videos and there's dashcam videos from all over the world.
Well, if they have location metadata, and you can cross-reference that with license plate data, suddenly here's another way for you to gather data about where people are when.
GRAHAM CLULEY
It's a bit like that TV show from America, isn't it? Is it Person of Interest? Yes. Lots of people all over the world.
DAVE BITTNER
You are being watched. The government has a secret system, a machine that spies on you every hour of every day. I know because I built it. I designed the machine to detect that.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Best intro ever.
DAVE BITTNER
Zoom in, magnify, enhance.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Turn, yeah, enhance. That's my favorite.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Enhance. Yeah. I saw one once where I can't remember what the show was.
It might have been Spooks or something, one of the BBC shows where they had a satellite image of two people meeting.
And unfortunately, the bad guy had his back turned to the satellite so you couldn't see his face, but you could see the sunglasses of the person he was speaking to.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Was it CSI? Yeah, CSI Miami.
GRAHAM CLULEY
I remember the episode, and they got the reflection from the—
DAVE BITTNER
Yeah, there was one image. Yeah, I remember this was years ago, and it's a shame Maria's not here because she'd enjoy this.
GRAHAM CLULEY
I think it's a shame she's not here as well, Dave.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Yeah, she's number one, remember that.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Our listeners wish she was here.
DAVE BITTNER
Every episode that she's not on, all the listeners say it's really a shame Maria's not here. Shame. How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand? So ask Maria.
Yeah, they— someone said every episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, someone would alert them that there was a ship nearby, and Captain Picard would say, "On screen," and this little tiny dot would show up on the screen, and he'd say, "Magnify," and then the thing would show up.
But just once they wanted him to say, "On screen so I can see it, damn it!" If he had to say "magnify" every single time, you think Commander Data would know? No, that's okay.
Anyway, I digress.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Carole, what's your story for us this week?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Well, okay, to start this story, Dave, I want you to imagine that you have fallen on hard times.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Okay, you've drunk bleach.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Thinking it was elderflower cordial or something, thereby losing your voice. Bye-bye radio career.
Rather than the dulcet-toned singer and podcaster, you sound more like Gollum gargling gummy bears. Really not pleasant. And your family, of course, are very sad. Very sad, right?
They miss their papa belting out the show tunes in the shower.
DAVE BITTNER
That is true.
CAROLE THERIAULT
But they know it's also Christmas time and the big day's just around the corner. And little Ricky so wanted a Sudoku book.
You know, little toddler Frank will go crazy for glow-in-the-dark stars.
DAVE BITTNER
It's like you're in my house.
CAROLE THERIAULT
And even these tiny little presents are out of your financial reach because CyberWire and the campus have outed you, right? Because you can't work anymore.
So yes, it's all boo-hoo-hoo in the Bittner household.
DAVE BITTNER
As you all would say, I've been sacked.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Exactly. And there's not a twig of hope. But wait, wait, Dead Voice Dave. There's this little thing on Reddit called Santa's Little Helpers.
Now Santa's Little Helpers is a kind of Reddit wiki dedicated to helping out others with non-monetary gifts during the holiday season.
Reddit coordinators called mods volunteer to help coordinate people who request gifts and people who want to donate gifts. So as an idea, it's pretty sweet, right?
CAROLE THERIAULT
So here's how it works. Okay, so you would create an Amazon wishlist with the Christmas items you're hoping for, and you'd make it public.
You would then register this wishlist with Santa's Little Helpers, and once approved, you can make your appeal on their wiki.
So you would write about your bleach problem, your Gollum voice, you might showcase your kids and say how great they are, and then you'd provide finally a link to your kids' Amazon wishlist.
And the game plan will be that someone might feel for your story and want to help you out. Everyone with me?
DAVE BITTNER
Yeah, yeah, I understand.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Okay, sounds like a nice idea.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Right? Yeah.
So Dead Voice Dave, you would publish your request and then you would check in on your wishlist to see if any items had been hopefully purchased by a secret Santa of sorts.
And then, of course, you can woohoo rather than boohoo, right? Because some kind stranger has bought your prezzies if you see that they're missing from your wishlist.
So every few hours you're checking your list, Dead Voice Dave, and then one day the presents for your kids are listed as purchased. Boom. Sudoku book and glow stars on the way.
Happy days. And you can't believe how effing great the world is. Good people exist. You go to the subreddit, Santa's Little Helpers, and you publicly thank the giver.
And that giver could be anonymous or not, but still, you might do a public shout out for the presents, and Christmas is back on, baby.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Can I say, Carole, it's so refreshing to get a happy, positive, heartwarming story. Here we are just before Christmas, and I think this is nice. Nice. I like this.
What a great incentive. What a great— so you're going to include the link on the show notes, are you? So we can all donate or put up our messages or what's the—
CAROLE THERIAULT
Or is it?
GRAHAM CLULEY
Dun dun dun! What? What plot twist? It turns—
DAVE BITTNER
I did not see that coming.
CAROLE THERIAULT
It turns out that rather than purchasing your items, someone, quote unquote, visited your wish list and tagged the items as purchased by another seller.
Graham, will you help me demonstrate what I mean here? We had a little exercise this morning.
So here I am opening up Graham's wish list, and I can see that he wants a personal massager. Sorry, it's on your list.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Is it? And so I— well, if you want to share your list with everyone, go ahead. But I see it right here.
DAVE BITTNER
Is that a cockwomble?
CAROLE THERIAULT
And so I could go ahead and buy this for him and get it sent over to him.
Or maybe instead, to mess with him, I could click the "buy this gift elsewhere" button, which opens up a pop-up and says, "Yes, cancel this request, mark this item as purchased."
GRAHAM CLULEY
Oh, so you haven't bought it from Amazon. You've said you've bought it down the local personal massage shop where you have an account already, and so it gets taken off my wishlist.
So no one else purchases me one because I'd obviously only need one.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Exactly.
You go in, Dead Voice Dave or Graham, you know, and you're thinking, "Wow, someone's answered my present prayers." But then after a bit of digging, you realize that someone has just— and here's the word du jour— Grinched you.
GRAHAM CLULEY
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Effectively canceling Christmas, stealing Dead Voice Dave's Christmas. So the Grinch is stealing Christmas from the poor needy.
DAVE BITTNER
Oh, you're a monster.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Why would people do this?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Because the Grinch Who Stole Christmas is— I think it's just a meme.
DAVE BITTNER
Your brain is full of spiders. By the way, that voice— Dave, how nicknames get started.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Now this Grinching has caused no end of problems, so people are having to repost their items, they have to retract preemptive thank-yous, they have to re-register with the Santa Little Helper program because they were ticked off as done and fulfilled.
And it's getting very close to Christmas now, so the chances of getting the goods delivered in time is fast disappearing.
GRAHAM CLULEY
So you don't have to do this via Reddit. If you had an arch enemy, you can search for their wishlists— you can search for public wishlists on Amazon. Yeah, go check yours out now.
GRAHAM CLULEY
And you can mark everything as already bought, and then their auntie or their grandmother or whoever doesn't buy it for them for Christmas and they end up with socks and pants and things they don't want.
DAVE BITTNER
Well, and the other thing is, I could imagine someone having fallen on hard times trying to reassure the children.
"Well, kids, I know there's no food to eat, but good news— Christmas presents are on their way." And then they're not.
GRAHAM CLULEY
This is rather heartless, Carole.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Oh yeah, it is.
CAROLE THERIAULT
And it's causing a huge storm on Reddit, right?
So there's people writing things like this Redditor called SeagoingCook wrote, "Whoever did this, I hope you're aware that you've destroyed the hopes and dreams of innocent children.
Children have done nothing to you. You might think by doing this you're hurting the parents who have no other way to provide Christmas, but you're wrong. You hurt the children.
This makes you scum of the lowest degree.
I'd like nothing better than to take you out to sea and throw you overboard." And then he gets supportive replies like, "I'll wrap the anchor, drive the boat."
GRAHAM CLULEY
I've got another theory.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Yes, well, that's what I wanted to go into. I wanted to go into theories. Why are people doing this? So go ahead.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Number one.
Can I be terribly cynical and say that if I was competing with lots of other people on this Reddit forum to get a Santa's Little Helpers, maybe I would get more sympathy and get people more likely to buy Tiny Tim his cartoon book or whatever it is.
If I said, "Oh, people have been removing them and all the rest of it, my Christmas is ruined." I mean, that's really cynical of me. And I hate to think like that.
But that surely is a possibility.
CAROLE THERIAULT
I mean, I think the most likely one for me is it's a lols thing. It's riffing off The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. And it's going to be bored kids just being douchey.
GRAHAM CLULEY
But it's not that funny, is it? It's not like you go, "Look what I've done." You know, it's not that— sorry for the laugh, but it's not that amusing, is it?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Well, what if you're miserable, miserable, miserable, and you want to share your misery because, you know, misery loves company, right? So spread the hate.
DAVE BITTNER
I don't know, never underestimate the destructive impulse of a teenage boy.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Exactly. The subs mods are desperately trying to sort out the problem.
Registered givers need to tell Reddit when a gift has been purchased so they can cross-check everything, and they're also telling people to contact Amazon support, I guess, to try and stop the culprits that are doing it, because presumably there's going to be a record of who actually canceled the gift, right?
GRAHAM CLULEY
And Amazon support are definitely going to follow up on those.
They're going to handle that and say, "Well, let's find out who's friends with who." It's like a worldwide Secret Santa competition, Carole.
No one's going to know if it was a legitimate purchase, they bought it somewhere else or not. And even if this idea of registering your gift giving on Reddit, that's irrelevant.
You can still go to Amazon and cause the chaos, surely.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Well, I got to say, Dave, at least this Grinchy tale of life and woes has not fallen on you yet, right? Or your family. And you can still shout out and belt out Christmas show tunes.
DAVE BITTNER
I am not planning on drinking any bleach anytime soon.
CAROLE THERIAULT
I think Dave should sing us out. Go on, you want to be number one? Let's go.
DAVE BITTNER
Okay, let's see. You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. How's that?
GRAHAM CLULEY
And welcome back. Can you join us at our favorite time of the show, the part of the show that we like to call Pick of the Week.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Pick of the Week. Pick of the Week.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Pick of the Week is the part of the show where everyone chooses something they like.
Could be a funny story, a book that they've read, a TV show, a movie, a record, a podcast, a website, or an app. Whatever they like. Doesn't have to be security related necessarily.
Let's not be. No, mine is not security related necessarily. This last weekend I was at a rock and roll concert held by Sir James Paul McCartney in London. And it was fantastic.
He's amazing. He's about 76 years old. He was on stage for 3 hours, didn't have a sip of water, belted out about 40 songs. Incredible. And not only was I there, so was Ringo Starr.
And Ringo Starr got up on the stage and he was in the crowd. There was this flurry of activity in the crowd. Everyone was pointing, looking the same way. And it was Ringo.
And then Ronnie Wood from the Rolling Stones, he was there, but who cares about him? Because I'm a Beatles fan. Hey! And they— oh no, he's all right, he's all right.
Looks a bit like a crow. But anyway, no, but Ringo— Ringo and Paul McCartney were on stage. Anyway.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Well, you would have been pretty disappointed had McCartney not been there after paying for tickets.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Slightly, yes. I'd have been even more delighted if the other two had been there, but they unfortunately have other commitments.
CAROLE THERIAULT
I would have run the other way.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Anyway, if you get the chance, because chances are he won't still be doing this in 20 years' time, go and see Paul McCartney in concert. The way science is going today.
His tour will be resuming in South America in March. So I'm telling our Argentinian listeners about that now before moving on to North America in May. And it was fantastic.
And I haven't really got much more to say about that other than it was terrific.
Oh, and Ronnie Wood, he caught the tube on the way home, just like we tried to, but it was all jammed.
And then we tried to get an Uber and that failed, and they charged us even though they didn't give us an Uber ride.
And me and my 7-year-old child had to walk for about an hour to get back to our hotel. But other than that, a fantastic night. And that's why McCartney is my pick of the week.
DAVE BITTNER
His carpool karaoke was pretty delightful as well. If you haven't seen that, it was—
GRAHAM CLULEY
I have to say, I am warming— I'm more of a John Lennon fan, but I am warming more and more to Paul McCartney as he gets older, and I'm thinking he's an all right chap.
He's obviously a musical genius. He can't help it that he's the second greatest Beatle. But second greatest. At least he's second, not fourth.
CAROLE THERIAULT
You mean behind Ringo?
GRAHAM CLULEY
Second greatest is still pretty impressive, I have to say. And it was thrilling for me and my young son to see Ringo on stage as well. It's just very, very cool. Love that.
There you go. Cool. Dave, what's your pick of the week?
DAVE BITTNER
My pick of the week is a podcast. Must be a podcast too.
GRAHAM CLULEY
How embarrassing. Hopefully they're not the same podcast. Are you really having to plug your podcast? Oh, no.
DAVE BITTNER
That's right. Yeah.
CAROLE THERIAULT
We kindly produce a Christmas special without sponsored ads and you have to go and screw it all up.
DAVE BITTNER
Yeah, no, it's not my podcast.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Let me ask you, what is the name of your podcast, by the way, Dave? It's The Cyberwire.
DAVE BITTNER
Oh, very good. Yeah, TheCyberwire.com. Yeah, yeah. I have to ask, over on your side of the pond, what is the most well-known mythical beast? Oh, Nessie.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Loch Ness Monster. Yeah, yes, Loch Ness. Or the Wombles, of course. Probably, probably Nessie. Probably Nessie. Nessie.
DAVE BITTNER
I, yeah, I think that's probably right. Well, over here in the Pacific Northwest, and that includes Canada, Carole, we have Bigfoot.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Yes, we do, that's true.
DAVE BITTNER
Also known as Sasquatch. Has the Sasquatch been spotted since Carole left Canadian soil? That's interesting, isn't it? Have they ever been seen in the same place?
So, this is a podcast called Wild Thing, and it is hosted by a woman who discovered that a distant relative of hers was actually one of the most well-known Sasquatch researchers in the world.
Is this Auntie Jean?
CAROLE THERIAULT
That's right.
DAVE BITTNER
Her name is Laura Krantz, and it's a series about the search for this mythical beast, but it's also about our search for mysteries.
Why, after all these years, is this still appealing?
Why do we find— What drives our desire to look for these things that go bump in the night, these mysterious creatures in the woods or in Loch Ness or other places?
It's a good listen. It's got lots of good notice around the web, and I highly recommend it. It's called Wild Thing, and you can find it where all the best podcasts are hosted.
CAROLE THERIAULT
You know, my husband's uncle quit his life at one point and went and lived to try and spot the Loch Ness Monster for about 10 years. Wow.
GRAHAM CLULEY
He lived in a caravan. Is this weird?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Right on the lake. Yeah, mad. Yeah, I'm gonna cut that bit out.
DAVE BITTNER
How did it work out for him?
CAROLE THERIAULT
Well, he returned home, said he thought it was dead. Oh, oh yeah, yeah. There you go.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Fair enough. Funny story, Carole. His uncle didn't die.
CAROLE THERIAULT
He's still going strong. Okay, good.
GRAHAM CLULEY
It's funny, your husband, I mean, he's not mistaken for a Sasquatch, but sometimes people have thought he's a bit of a Wookie. He does look like one and sound like one sometimes.
CAROLE THERIAULT
So my pick of the week— last year, actually, you might remember my pick of the week was Rare Exports, a Finnish Christmas horror film that is just awesome.
And for those of you out there who don't like subtitles, it's mostly in English, so don't let that put you off. I actually just watched it again in our friend's movie shed.
So shout out to the Carhole Cinema. Now guys, guys, do you remember the Zimbardo Stanford Prison Experiment? Oh gosh, yes. Remember it?
GRAHAM CLULEY
Dave was in it. He's still in it.
DAVE BITTNER
I still have the scars to—
CAROLE THERIAULT
So it was basically the guards got more violent if they were left unchecked? Yes. Right. And then there was the marshmallow effect. Do you remember that one?
GRAHAM CLULEY
Yes. Oh yeah, the kids resisting temptation.
CAROLE THERIAULT
That's right. Yeah. These are fairly well-known results. I certainly learned about them from textbooks in high school and uni and all that.
What if I told you that there were huge question marks over the tests and their results and whether they're actually valid?
Because when they have tried to replicate some of these tests, the results are radically different. And these two tests are not alone.
It seems that many, many, many psychological tests that we have come to trust may not be valid.
It seems the problem is that journals tend to want to publish things with flashy titles and equally flashy results. Surely not.
So psych researchers who want to succeed can be very tempted to skew results. I know you want to hear more. So basically, you can go check out a podcast called Analysis.
It's from the BBC. And this particular episode is called The Replication Crisis. And I've heard many, many of these podcasts and it's great.
So it's a total subscribe for the inquisitive mind. So Graham, maybe not bother.
GRAHAM CLULEY
This is interesting though. I mean, there's—
GRAHAM CLULEY
There is, for instance, a scientific theory that the Loch Ness Monster may actually have died after swallowing bleach and choking on a marshmallow.
DAVE BITTNER
Well, I think it was despair that finally did him in. When other people had clicked on his gifts and there were no gifts in front of the tree for the little baby Loch Ness Monster.
CAROLE THERIAULT
It's kind of cool though because this consortium of psychologists have got together to try and re-replicate the results of famous tests just to make sure that we're actually learning from real stuff rather than potential happenstance or something that might have been a little bit skewed.
Really well produced, really well researched, really well covered. Just a great, great podcast. We'll put a link in the show notes. I will, I will do that.
GRAHAM CLULEY
All right, well, that just about wraps it up. And it just about wraps it up for Smashing Security for 2018.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Oh, break it to them gently. Yeah, geez, it's our last show of the year, guys. It's our last show. I know, I know, I know.
GRAHAM CLULEY
We're gonna take a couple of weeks off. But we'll be back in January.
DAVE BITTNER
Shame you couldn't have gotten Maria.
CAROLE THERIAULT
She's opening the show for us in 2019.
GRAHAM CLULEY
She'll be here.
DAVE BITTNER
Of course she is. Of course she is.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Cannot wait. Dave, if people want to find out about— I can't even speak today.
Dave, if people want to find out more about you or about the CyberWire, what's the best way to do that?
DAVE BITTNER
You can go to thecyberwire.com and it's all right there.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Fantastic. And you can follow us—
CAROLE THERIAULT
It's a great podcast, guys.
GRAHAM CLULEY
You can follow— well, I've heard some of their guest correspondents are very good. From you, at least, Carole, is what you've told me.
DAVE BITTNER
Not a cockwomble among them. That's right.
GRAHAM CLULEY
You can also follow us on Twitter @SmashingSecurity. Twitter wouldn't allow us to have a G.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Thank you, of course, to all our listeners for your continued support throughout the year. It would be a futile experiment without you guys.
We're going to be off the next few weeks, as Graham said. And we have a lot of eating to do, right, Clue? Charming.
But if you want to give us a little extra Christmas cheer, submit a few lovely sentences as a review wherever you get your podcasts.
It'll take you about a minute, but it'll make the world of difference to us and to our wonderful sponsors who help give us enough pennies so that we can deliver the show to you for free week in, week out.
So thank you. You all rock.
GRAHAM CLULEY
Until next time. Cheerio. Bye-bye.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Bye. Bye-bye. Bye, cock wobblers. Not wobbles.
GRAHAM CLULEY
A cock wobble is something else entirely. It normally happens when you're in your mid-50s.
DAVE BITTNER
Yeah, yeah, but there's a pill for that. It's a great time to be alive, isn't it, Jess?
CAROLE THERIAULT
High five. Yeah. Of course we didn't forget. We have a little Christmas present for you too. Check out this little bonus track.
DAVE BITTNER
By the way, I noticed you guys aren't bleeping. You're not bleeping anymore.
GRAHAM CLULEY
We're explicit now. Yeah, we sometimes bleep.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Okay, if we say the C-word, because you Americans don't like it. No, we don't.
DAVE BITTNER
That's the one word that still has some punch over here.
GRAHAM CLULEY
It was, it was more kind of just the themes of what we talk about sometimes. It just became so difficult deciding in is this explicit or not?
It's just, why don't we just label them all as explicit? You know what?
CAROLE THERIAULT
If This American Life can be explicit and use swear words, I just think, you know, yeah, why not?
GRAHAM CLULEY
So free rein, Dave. Go crazy ape bonkers with your cocky piss flaps if you want to.
DAVE BITTNER
I just you reading my mind, Graham. I've been holding on to that exact phrase, waiting to come on this show.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Well, there's our teaser at the end.
DAVE BITTNER
I'm not gonna get that image out of my mind.
CAROLE THERIAULT
Happy holidays, everyone.
Looks like ruse.
"Marketing agency". Ha. Nuff said.